Cardinal Gibbons

A School for people who believe that they get to be frat boys/sorority sisters forever. These people are often shocked when they realize this isn't true. Students have few people skills and even less upward mobility. Their A students go to colleges that other schools in Raleigh send their B and C students to.

"Hey, did you hear about all the kids from Cardinal Gibbons who didn't get into UNC?"

"Yeah! Isn't Enloe sending half of their senior class there next year?"

by Muddum April 9, 2010

Playboi Cardi

Otherwise known as Playboi Carti, he is one of the most influential rappers of the century, not to be confused with Cardi B, former stripper and shit rapper

So, you been listening to any Playboi Cardi recently?

by jaaackem April 2, 2019

cardiana

Cardiana is a hybrid in the stan community that is basically just the Bardigang (American desease “Cardi B’s” delusional fanbase) who call themselves Arianators (Pop royalty Ariana Grande’s fandom) and hide themselves behind an Ariana profile picture to drag Nicki Minaj and her Barbz just to start fandom wars.

Look there susie, there’s ANOTHER “Cardiana” stan dragging nicki again😴

by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020

Cardigan

The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.

While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.

by NavyRhino March 16, 2019

cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011

cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.

Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.

by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021

Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.

Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022