Custard plate

Custard plate:

When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.

"hey bro let's custard plate this chick"

"I just pulled a custard plate on this girl"

by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021

Custard

The definition of a retarded cunt

See that guy over there?! "Where?" There acting like a right custard!

by Meeshy babe November 10, 2021

custardcookiesnewdad

Hot person who Is gay and asexual hmu

custardcookiesnewdad Likes aro

by StillKai October 5, 2021

Castarah

A girl who is so ghetto but is quite a interesting person, but doesnt play when it comes to someone she really like.

You should be friends with castarah

by Reconsiderthatshit101 November 25, 2021

Custard

Cracker, baloney and cheese.

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them

by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022