Bulgar

Bulgar, a really stupid person

Also know as a retard

Man I really hate bulgar

by Ihatebulgr October 24, 2019

Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.

Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013

The Bulgarian Cock

This is when a man pisses during a blow job, the woman has the right to bite down on said cock, then as a result flees to Bulgaria to escape attempted murder charges.

Some chick: I moved to Bulgaria after doing The Bulgarian Cock.

by FaZe Relic August 4, 2018

Bulgarian Thanksgiving

When you stuff a Thanksgiving turkey with feces and bake it in the oven at 450° for 3-6 hours. Serve with traditional Thanksgiving side dishes. Makes a nice brown gravy for your mashed potatoes.

Serves 4-6.

Mom: Son, this bird turned out amazing! What's your secret?

Son: I'll never tell! Okay, I put poop in the turkey.

Family: This is the best Bulgarian Thanksgiving ever!

Studio Audience: AWWWWW!

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

Bulgarian Brown Sugar

Getting a super high by snorting a fat line of freshly picked dingleberries

Andy- Yo dude, wanna do some bulgarian brown sugar?
Josh- Yeah duuuude lets get fucked up!

by A Burgess January 2, 2013

Bulgarian Throat Slam

A usually frowned upon form of sexual intercourse where the penis is inserted into the hole cut into a severe smoker's throat to ease breathing.

Dude, you should totally Bulgarian throat slam her!

by AlexP64 December 9, 2010

Bulgarian shot putter

A woman of extreme ugliness much like a Bulgarian shot putter in the olympics.

No wonder Jeff is so ugly, his mother looks like a Bulgarian shot putter.

by retardsonmeth June 10, 2007