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Wisconsin Floor Buffer

The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
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Homo-Buffer

A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)
Dude... we need a homo-buffer.
by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005
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buffering

the process of breaking up weed to be put in a weed smoking apparatus, such as packing a bowl or rolling a blunt.
Rob: What's up dude, playing a piano over there?

Chris: Dude, buffering at 58%!
by /chris-correia/ February 16, 2009
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Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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Bufferfucked

When Youtube resets or loses your buffer when you switch tasks/tabs.
"I started this youtube video so it could buffer, but when I switched back to it I got bufferfucked."
by Philostopher May 13, 2012
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Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.
I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.
by MrPear May 7, 2009
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Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."
by Valencebyte November 25, 2010
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