Jesus Brownies

Brownies that look delicious but actually taste disgusting.

Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"

Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."

Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."

Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."

Celeste and Laura, "No prob."

by LCL24♫ November 28, 2011

Sex Brownie

When you're doing anal and your partner shits on your dick, so you make them lick it off while giving you a blowjob.

Ty: Dude, this girl I hooked up with shit on my dick!
Joe: Did you make her eat your sex brownie?
Ty: Hell yea!

by CocklickingScrotumSkulls October 15, 2016

bayou brownie

When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.

"Here, I've made you a fresh bayou brownie! Enjoy!"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

Making Brownies

Guy shitting and throwing up in a girls asshole then preceding to mix to a creamy "brownie" like substance with penis. Then the female shits into a pan to cook in oven at 420° farenheit.

Man me and that girl over there were making brownies the other day. They tasted pretty shitty.

by VARSATITTY June 15, 2019

weeping brownie

an asshole that's been stretched due to excessive sexual activity and as a result leaks or 'weeps' a bit

Maria suffered from a weeping brownie after a few particularly rough rounds of Hide the Rolling Pin.

by Maria, Rachel, Jesse, Mike, Hannah, and Amos January 5, 2008

the brownies squad

Consists of kawaii, sigh, high, shy, and cry. They are the main swag crew brow bitches. They'll make you cry too, so watch out for the brownies squad.

Hoe why you cryin?

The brownies squad.

by chickennuggethoe January 6, 2015

Burnt brownie

when a shit is lit on fire and massaged onto body

1. take shit
2. stir with gasoline until creamy
3. let freeze
4. lite on fire
5. And enjoy!

one day i was totally horny so i bent her over and gave her a burnt brownie the following night

by Adonay October 3, 2007