beaker disease

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.

We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease

by hannah parker March 28, 2008

A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity

"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"

by ice1013 May 6, 2010

breakeridge

Any fragile materials that are easily broken. i.e. glass.

"Be careful honey! That box is filled with breakeridge"

by Pinkles September 10, 2003

Beaker

The simple act of a female with a large nose inserting it into another males asshole.

OMG this dirty bitch gave me the best "Beaker" last night!

by Hockeymoto99 August 25, 2017

ANKLE BREAKERZ

A SOCCER CREW IN GUN-RU,MICHIGAN FOUNDED BY LALO AND EL JESSIE, OF COURSE THEIRS OTHER NIKKAS LIKE EFRAIN,JUICEBOX,EDDIE,NAYELY,LIL URBANATION AND WAY MORE PEOPLE...

ANKLE BREAKERZ IS THE REAL DEFINITION OF "DOPE"

by ANKLE BREAKER OLE SC July 13, 2009

Beaker Face

a term for a person with a less-than-defined/nonexistent chin. in reference the muppet character, "beaker".

guy1: hey bro, you should date my gf's bff jill.
guy2: nah bro, jill has a total beaker face.
guy1: she's not that bad.
guy 2: ಠ_ಠ

by deetoo February 4, 2012

A Leaking Beaker

Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.

I fucking hate A Leaking Beaker

by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016