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Box Office Poison

A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.
Handful of Box Office Poison Members:

Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
by Joe Fist February 11, 2009
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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace August 28, 2008
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box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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box out

1. To deprive another's vagina (aka box) of action. See cock block.
2. To prevent another from gaining access to the vagina. See also cock block.
3. In basketball, to prevent an opposing player from grabbing a rebound and scoring, by positioning oneself between the opponent and the basket.
1. Mary wanted to get with James at the party, but her ex-boyfriend showed up and boxed her out.
2. Joan was tired of Tom's advances, so she called her girlfriends over to box him out.
3. No one could ever box out Wilt Chamberlain.
by ral34 August 28, 2005
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Box Brothers

Similar to blood brothers, when you have sex with a girl, you become box brothers with every guy she's slept with before.
Doug: Man, I'm sorry, I banged Sheryl last night.
Mark: Sweet dude, we're box bros now!

or

Sheldon: What a night, I ended up going home with Kristie.
Steve: Shitty, you just became box brothers with like 20 dudes.
by Crabzilla November 25, 2009
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box lunch

A sumptuous meal in an attractive package that contains one or more of the following: furburger, cheese, raspberry swirl (yum!) and if you are really lucky.... a cherry! At certain times of the month a box lunch may come with dental floss.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend using dental floss.
by PeeBee February 7, 2004
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box punt

The act of kicking (punting) a girl in her vagina (box).
"If that bitch doesn't shut up soon, I might just have to box punt her"
by John Lehman July 17, 2004
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