barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

boost

To get a bunch of dudes together to system link play any one of the Halo games.

Krazy Ham HXC: "Boost tonight?"
DFree: "Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?"
Krazy Ham HXC: "Get on the horn, gather the bros."

by MilliganMan April 20, 2008

Boost

lying to someone

Jim-"Yo man I wheeled so many bitties"
Joe-"Nice boost"

by YoMangsauce January 2, 2010

barstewerd

A polite variant to the slang meaning of the word bastard.

your a bloody barstewerd

by Thomas Parsons January 29, 2004

Boost

The act of an older male (normally 50+)
Having sexual intercourse with a younger person sometimes breaking into paedophilia

I get boosted by my teacher every night

by Booster Boy March 29, 2017

Bonsthole

An aperture into which large amounts of beer are regularly poured

"He threw a pint of best bitter down his Bonsthole"

by B'Stroid October 11, 2009

boasty bitch

That one girl you know who just won't shut up about how amazing she is.

"Here comes boasty bitch"

by pugglegirly April 25, 2017