blingtastic

In computer programming used to describe a user interface with lots of bling, bitmapped themes, animated widgets, reacting to user events that should be ignored, more focus on appearance than functionality. Typically unusably slow due to either the effects being too heavy for the machine, or due to animated transitions designed to force the user to watch them fully and exclaim a loud "wow!" as a punishment for clicking or getting near the computer at all.

Hmmmm, KDE isn't yet blingtastic enough, let's add Plasma in KDE 4.0.

by balrog-kun August 12, 2008

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets

Our hardware engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling

by SPOCK2 December 9, 2008

Blingo

Black-lingo, also Ebonics.

Black folks have their own blingo when they are around other black folks

by The Notorious R.O.D June 14, 2004

blingageous

someone who owns alot of bling bling

man hes so blingageouse

by Mr.Awsome November 16, 2003

Blingeratti

Any person who pimps around in 4 iced necklaces.

Yo check out donny hes blingeratti

by Donny Fay February 6, 2004

bling kong

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008