Highway blobbery

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.

Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.

by hawaiijack April 28, 2011

Sponge Blob Blood Pants

Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.

'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'

by naughtyizzy_aw March 6, 2009

Blarble Blarble w00t

1. A generic answer to a question you don't know the answer to.

A: What are the layers of the atmosphere?

B: Blarble blarble w00t.

by SHA December 3, 2003

blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.

I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!

by eda-skip August 26, 2023

blorbin

that thing when characters flick their finger back and forth over their lips and go "bleobopeblpeobpe," typically when they think they're going crazy

Tom from Tom & Jerry saw two Jerries, and proceeded to blorbin.

by RootbeerWrangler March 4, 2019