A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.
by VerucaSaltPants November 25, 2013
a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)
c. A person who does not like to get out of bed
A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."
Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"
B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."
Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"
C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."
Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"
Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."
by TheBlanketMonster December 08, 2009
by the atrain July 10, 2009
Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.
by fartboxtonguepunch February 25, 2015
One who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform fellatio on them.
by Of Mice and Pussies October 22, 2008
by D.Roberts April 01, 2006
A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 09, 2023