bullies with benefits

friends with benefits, except one of the friends bullies or beats up the other regularly.

friend 1: hey are they going out?
friend 2: naw they're just bullies with benefits, she beats the crap out of him.

by jkdesdfe May 24, 2011

mutually beneficial

The act of a couple mutually masturbating, and both reaching orgasm, therefore it was "mutually beneficial"

mmm that was fabulous, much pleasure all round, it was mutually beneficial, now lets have a shower.....

by andyecup November 7, 2013

pension benefits

Pension benefits may be established when a couple breaks up but they continue to have repeated sexual encounters with eachother afterwards for an extended period of time until such time that either or both parties are in a new and exclusive relationship, although in many cases the benefits may continue even in such circumstances, where the benefits are held in a trust by and on behalf of either or both parties to be accessed under certain conditions (such as when in the future neither person is party to an exclusive relationship or when a recipient of the benefit is unaware that the other is in a relationship or when a particular fact does not exclude the entitlement to receive a benefit according to the rules of the benefits held in trust even if their behavior is slutty, promiscuous, and morally reprehensible).

Ryan: Alex, I'm breaking up with you.
Alex: okay.
Ryan: Let's fuck like rabbits!
Alex: Hell yeah, pension benefits!

by Phillip Yœrass August 26, 2013

Military Benefits

When a thot puts on the traditional camo military uniform it instantly grants immunity to thot thrashings and forces everyone nearby to salute her.

X: Saw a thot yesterday.
Y: Did you give her a thot thrashing?
X: Nah I couldn't, she had Military Benefits. :(

by shoe.bottom October 18, 2018

Friends Without Benefits

The only show on the Internet.

Have you watched the new episode of Sonic '06 on Friends Without Benefits?

by Topichu November 12, 2017

Friends with benefits

Andrew and Jenna

Man I wish I was like Andrew and Jenna, you know, friends with benefits.

by DevNitro June 2, 2018

Friends without benefits

Some famous Internet personalities that do let's plays at a small place called YouTube. Their fan base consists of boat-loving 12 year old people that enjoy to watch Mario Party and sometimes other games. You can find them on fuckmyasshole.org.

"Who are those Friends Without Benefits? Oh you are talking about the Game Grumps 2.0?"

by Hellia May 19, 2019