bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.

Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.

by Lmybh December 5, 2011

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.

Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?

by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan

God you got bend a knee

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.

Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.

by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025