Bendering

Adjective: The act of being on a bender.

My nieghbor and I are going to be bendering this weekend, want to join us?

by bjobe26 August 12, 2008

Beiber

the period of growth of a child well before they reach puberty; espescially when they are at an age where they shouldve hit puberty years ago,

Poor kid, he's only Beiber and his 15!

by Happyfacewithbigsmile April 15, 2010

bender

UK: Slang for homosexual. See also 'bummer'

"get off me, you bender"

by Mr Laurel July 18, 2008

lamp bender

A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.

So what happened at the party?

Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL

OMG! she is such a lamp bender...

by ??? =P November 26, 2005

before-bedder

When someone who still lives with their parents has a marijuana session before going to bed. To pull off a successful before-bedder, one needs a Bounce-blower in order to cover the incriminating scent. It is recommended that the person performing the before-bedder go under their covers (with their pipe or bong, etc., as it is not as effictient with a joint), and after taking a rip, cover the bowl with their hand and then breathe through their Bounce-blower and into a shirt (the shirt is used to absorb the scent). Afterward, it is wise to watch TV (if you have one in your room); watch a comedy show, or movie, if you have the means.

Alex was too scared to have a before-bedder until Joe told him that he had had one in his parents' bedroom after they had gone to sleep.

by Zoomster April 23, 2006

Kyal Bender

Noun.

A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.

On August 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of Auburn a Kyal Bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend Best Buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.

by christinawould January 2, 2009

Sober-Bender

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.

Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.

by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014