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eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.

Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.

I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
Awww! What cute toe beans!”
Toe beans by PerseusJackson425 July 26, 2019

Holy BEANS 

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(
Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI
Holy BEANS by thetechtoot May 4, 2020

Killer Beans

Term use to define an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
- Are your pregnant?
- No...!?
- ...
- killer beans!!!
Killer Beans by Top and Rookie March 24, 2011

Life is a pot of beans

Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.
Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.

Skin Beans 

When it looks like your stomach has strange beany lumps beneath it - often on a "fat day".
Looks like i've got the skin beans
Skin Beans by Bounceyblue March 15, 2009