The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
by 3Quantum3 November 10, 2011
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by Golden Penis April 23, 2010
Get the Juicy Batman mug.A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
by archer12 March 8, 2017
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Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
Following the bowel movement, the woman gives the genteman, quite shamelessly, a massage of the testicles using the excrement and waste from her bosom
Once the testicles are completely caked in this mess of anal glory, the gentleman will then thank the woman for the hot mud massage. He does this by placing from behind, his filth covered balls on to the woman's face. (See Roman Helmet)
The end result from this besides a messy weiner, is a woman wearing a mask comparable to that of batman's, as well as a chest logo, its a full package, and it looks like a bat!
May take more than one try....
by Fillmore Buttes August 19, 2011
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Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"
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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"
by xSamix December 23, 2013
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