Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011

bandit

1. A rogue
2. A naughty boy
3. A bad ass mo fo
4. A small shrew like animal who likes to eat copious amounts of tasty trout

You are a bandit boy!

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

by E to the C December 26, 2006

BUKC Bandit

Demonstrating a high level of incompetence and banditry during BUKC races. BUKC Bandits are very annoying and usually knobheads who think they are Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. They can not drive and usually end up causing multiple kart collisions resulting in shaken fists and wanker gestures.

That team from Huddersfield University are full of BUKC Bandits, it is like they have never driven a go-kart before either that or they have let a woman drive. This particularly applies to the one with the One Direction haircut.

by The BUKC Spy August 19, 2012