Baked

the aftermath of smoking a nice fat blunt!! accompanied by hits from the 3 chamber bong then followed by a rip form the bowl.

dam this is good", "yo pass that shit!!!!" "i cant man this left me baked out of my mind"

by durpaderp December 17, 2010

bard

a poet and jack of all trades, even a thief if a need arises, a bard is welcome everywhere because of his beautiful songs

The bard was playing a ballad and the whole inn went quiet, listening to his song.

by Morte October 12, 2003

baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.

Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.

by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

barad

chivalrous, gentleman

Barad is a gentleman as expected.

by Gitaban May 22, 2018

baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.

I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.

by 1947338271 May 15, 2021