Bretbug

(n.) A type of insect found in the New York Times newsroom. Aptly named after NYT conservative columnist Bret Stephens.

Sleep tight, don’t let the Bretbugs bite.

Dude, Bret Stephens tried to get me fired for calling him a “Bretbug.” LOL!

I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a "Bretbug" to my face.

by TheShortWayUp August 27, 2019

Bread Sanford

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally

E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!

by TechieThugg September 20, 2019

Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008

Dirty Breckenridge

When you are eating a girls box, throw up inside it, and continue munching

Hey ogus, mind if we try the dirty Breckenridge? The yak makes it taste so much better.

by Bigpapi96 March 8, 2021

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'

Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.

by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

by blake January 27, 2004