Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

Keir Basileus

Inspires God’s followers. BELIEVE. LOVE. FIGHT THE ENEMY THROUGH LOVE, PRAYER, FAITH AND TRUTH.

When Darkness falls, and they join the marked beast, I will remember that Keir Basileus, Will bring us peace, through GOD ALMIGHTY. AMEN.

by BeileveInThyself January 15, 2022

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

People's Republic of Basilmarket

A long time ago a user named Mr. Basil created this country, you can get banned for using memes, creating parody threads, and other shit.

I would tell people that the pool is closed due to aids but the laws of the People's Republic of Basilmarket won't let me.

by AznSEALLOL August 24, 2009

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

Brailerina

1. Someone that uses their hands a lot when they tell a story.

2. Someone that throws their hands forward when they want to accent a word in a sentence.

3. Someone who constantly punctuates using their hands/fingers when they talk.

Person 1 observing- Check out the brailerina over there.
Person 2 observing- I know, thought he was going to slap someone but hes just throwin' brail around talkin' shit.

Brailerina- Yo! (Throws hands forward) I Just (throws hands forward) Want (Throws hands forward) to Get (Throws hands forward) Laid! (Throws hands forward).

by CarminaPiranha March 16, 2011