Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 16, 2022

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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021

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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.

This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.

by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022

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Seafood Boil

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024

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Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 26, 2024

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