barks

a type of sandwich consisting of a bunch of random ingredients that don't belong together, typically created by someone who is depressed or in a state of intense mental discomfort. barks are made when a person doesn't have the energy to make something sensible. It doesn't matter what a barks sandwich tastes like, it is simply fuel.

His diet is mostly barks these days.

by Your Bipolar Fairy Godmother March 17, 2024

Bark

A bear and a shark mixed together.

Did you she that bark it's hecka fine

by Renity May 16, 2020

bark

a really cool guy

i saw bark at the park today

by gfhyfhjgfyitftyidy April 13, 2021

barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 23, 2017

Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words

“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”

by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025

bark

A good sound/symbol, which however is used by a horrible parental controls company.

Dog: Bark!!!!!!

by i eat uranium fuel rods August 6, 2023

Barking

In Scotland, Specifically in places like Glasgow or paisley, it is a word that is used to describe someone who is extremely unattractive.

“That bird I met last night was fucking barking mate”

Or

“Aww naw I’d never go out with him, he’s barking!”

by Yearsagotheytriedto;) September 1, 2022