Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

Park & Bark

The act of girls whom sit in the walmart parking lot after 9:00 pm and smoke meth, Getting reluctantly high towards the commerce of a capitalistic intension.

"The girls were out all night at the walmart"
"Oh the 'ol "park & bark"

by x.iX September 19, 2022

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

bark

how dogs talk

my dog likes to bark

by blue-stars February 17, 2018

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

barking

going absolutely feral over something so much so that you're barking like a dog

they were barking over the instagram post

by getsodark June 10, 2022

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018