Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick

I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch

by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010

cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen

"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"

by bahf sdhfuk asdyfgjhasedfhagb March 15, 2010

Banting

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

basting

in the Mormon practice when a male inserts his genitalia into a female with out the in and out motion of normal intercourse which Mormons believe not to be loosing their virginity.

Hey sally my parents are at the temple come over so we can baste... I sure do love Basting you.

by Ryan Girard June 18, 2011

batting

To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.

John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out

by vid811 July 26, 2011