Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.
Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
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History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes
Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap
by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018
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Heino-Autism

An extremely high autism level, and it's very rare.
Doctor: he might have Heino-Autism
Patient: HURR DURRRH!
Jakobs mom: God Dammit...
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scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.
That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.
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using autism as an insult

literally the worst thing you can ever do. shame on you if you do this, it is the lowest form of stupidity
asshole: "theyre so autistic"
not stupid people: "were you just using autism as an insult you little bitch"
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Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute
Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism
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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
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