Alyssa

A beautiful smexy goose who deserves nothing but the best. She loves talking to people and eating chips. She's not fat but thinks she is

Damn Alyssa is a smexy ass goose

by Fatress November 3, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a short, feisty little person. She hates liars, and will do anything for her friends. She is an eccentric, excitable, and lovable person, you always want to be around her- especially if you're her best friend or her significant other. She loves all things colorful, but fears chickens and bunnies. She had a scarring experience with both animals in her childhood.

"Alyssa is the best hooligan."

by 123OCD November 5, 2018

Alyssa

Funny, kind, smart, I love her. not many boys feel the same but I will get her.

I will get you Alyssa I just have to be pacient.

by //brockisaloser// November 15, 2018

Alyssa

Someone who is funny, shy, but can kill you if you get on her bad side. She will like a person for what they hate about themsleves and will try to make them feel better in any way she can even if the other person ends up being punched or bruised.

Dude 1: Thanks for trying to cheer me up
Alyssa: *Punches because nervous*

Dude 1: What the hecc Alyssa
Alyssa: I hate you bye * trys to run*

by Imclosetoanotherbreakdown November 21, 2018

Alyssa Lapointe

Alyssa Lapointe is one of the most amazing girls ever! She's sweet, intelligent, gorgeous, shy, and damn adorable. It takes time for her to come out of her shell but when she does shes quite the person. She's loud, sarcastic, but still a sweetheart. If you have an Alyssa Lapointe, hold onto her and never let her go!

Guy 1: hey have you talked to Alyssa Lapointe recently?

Guy 2: yeah shes freaking sweet!

by OrangeGoof November 27, 2018

alysceia

A funny woman who has a smile that will melt your heart to a puddle, A woman who has a strong sense of mind and will stick with her own opinion, just receiving a text can change your mood.

Man, did you see Alysceia?

by TobeySR December 16, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who doesn’t give up and never stops going. She is bueatiful and feels strongly about things. She has gorgeous eyes and a great smile. Her laugh is the absolute best.

Alyssa is the best.

by @icecream7291 January 8, 2019