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Angus

Actually has less chromosomes then the average disabled person. loves younger people. and his favorite place to hang out is at the kindergarten. can be a good friend sometimes but most of the time he sits there with his bald head. dresses like a child molester.
Angus loves hanging out with younger people
by Lappyone March 12, 2025
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Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.
"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025
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Angus

You think he's a girl, but he has the biggest hairiest dick ever and will fuck any guys brains out. He is also really gay
I went on a date with angus and we went home and I was boutta give her my dick when suddenly he pinned me down on the table and raped me and my 13 year old brother through anal sex.
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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Angus (noun / adjective)

A term for someone doing something so hilariously and unexplainably stupid that you can’t even be mad—only shocked. Used when a person who absolutely should know better makes a decision so goofy, senseless, or logic-defying that standard words like “dumb” or “clueless” don’t feel strong enough.
Not a judgment of intelligence or ability—just a label for a moment of peak, situational stupidity.
“Bro brought milk to a tailgate in 100° heat with no cooler. Total angus move.”
by bjamin19 December 3, 2025
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Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants
Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?
by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026
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Pebble Angus

Someone being extremely racist. Basically a cunt.
by Reverse_111 July 26, 2016
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Lady Angus

A lady Angus is one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet. Although they suck at laser tag, they will always be there for you when you fall (literally). Lady Angus would go great with a Sir Sharon, who is actually really good at laser tag. Sir Sharon loves Lady Angus; and Sir Sharon hopes that this might make Lady Angus smile.
Did you see that Lady Angus walking down the street?
by Sirsharon5424273 March 2, 2017
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