Al Qa'ida

Sum assholes who killed many americans and are gonna get f'ed up

The Mother of them all Osama Bin Laden

by Big Bad Mike May 4, 2005

Al Bundy

When you take a dump so big that the toilet won't flush

Honey, grab the plunger, I just dropped an Al Bundy!

by Axel Matthews March 19, 2007

AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.

AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009

Al-Jabeeba

Term used by a number of conservative bloggers in the UK to refer to the BBC during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict of 2008. Combines "the beeb", the traditional slang term for the BBC, with Al-Jazeera, the Arabic news network. The implication is that the BBC (which is required to be strictly independent) is in fact biased in its coverage in favour of the Palestinian cause.

"Al-Jabeeba showed five whole minutes of footage of Palestinian victims and failed to mention the Hamas rocket attacks on Sderodt today."

by Cobb-Douglas February 21, 2009

Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp September 25, 2011

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008

AL Capone

Al Capone was the leader of the Chicago Outfit in Chicago. He has Multiple nicknames though his most famous is “ScarFace”. In January 1925, Capone was ambushed, leaving him unhurt. Then at age 26 Capone who became the new boss of an organization that took in illegal breweries and a transportation network that reached to Canada, with political and law-enforcement protection. In turn, he was able to use more violence to increase revenue. An establishment that refused to purchase liquor from him often got blown up, and as many as 100 people were killed in such bombings during the 1920s. Rivals saw Capone as responsible for the proliferation of brothels in the city. He ruled for years before being charged for tax evasion and was sent to a federal prison before being sent to the infamous Alcatraz. He spent 15 years there with his brain slowly deteriorating due to syphilis. He died 5 years after leaving due to a stroke then heart failure

Man who was the mafia guy again

Bro it was Al Capone

by Joey manman November 15, 2019