America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers
will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and
will make sure to never cover your face when asked.
Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic
food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first
definition so its probably bad :-:
Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and
asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf
*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the
food.