curve alert

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by Abcvd January 07, 2024
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Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.
Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.
by Misty Partly Cloudy June 05, 2022
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
by QeQ January 01, 2023
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alertivity

To be alert
This Celsius is a potion of alertivity
by dumdum3600 October 10, 2023
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whiteboard alert

This is yelled whenever Carl Rove appears on the Fox News Channel for an interview, usually alerting viewers that he may display a whiteboard during the course of providing a response to the host's query
While watching "Hannity" the other night on Fox News Channel, I saw that Carl Rove was to be a guest, so I yelled out "Whiteboard Alert!" while seated in my recliner.
by Cajundweeb July 11, 2020
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Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.
"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.
by Vermcat August 31, 2023
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Amber Alert

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.
by datemeamber April 28, 2022
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