Looking for Alaska

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.

After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.

If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!

Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?

Me: *starts yodelling

WPIDKOL: u ok?

Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!

WPIDKOL: okay......?

by notamazingwords August 27, 2017

camping in alaska

Smoking benadryl out of a taki

“smoke benadryl out the taki bro it’s called camping in alaska”

by twainthpotting November 4, 2020

Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

Alaska Aces

A professional hockey team, located in Anchorage, Alaska, which is part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Peoria Rivermen of the AHL, and the St. Louis Blues of the NHL

Lets GO ALASKA ACES!!!!

by Alaska Aces Fan January 29, 2009

Alaskan Hidden TriForce

You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"

by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010

Alaskan nigga

when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale

Hey id like to by this

yes thatll be 5$

ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!

by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015