alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed

You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course

by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016

Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.

Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!

by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017

Alan Y

A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.

That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.

by trent_lmao October 23, 2018

Alan Jagos

A man who is the secret sauce of 195

Alan Jagos is the secret sauce

by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019

Alan

Just a man with a plan. Alan’s generally are the most awesome people to be around. Alan’s dont like pineapple on pizza. Alan’s are also cooler than you. Alan

Wow look at that Alan

by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 28, 2018

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018