Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.

Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.

by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023

Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class

alan during polish class - waers a hoodie

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 8, 2021

alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

Alan

Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.

"Alan is so cute,"

by yosolo January 11, 2023

Alan

Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗

You are the alan of my life

by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024