The Air Compressor

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.

Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

by Almightypizza May 24, 2016

air monarchs

n. Anyone who wears the air monarchs is thought to be a grill wizard. (i.e. sported by Seahawks coach Pete Carol)

Whoever grilling this Sunday better be wearing the air monarchs.

by DJFudrucker November 22, 2019

Air hug

To mime out a hug to someone over video call during coronavirus quarantine.

I had a FaceTime wine date with my bestie and after a few glasses we just air hugged

by Geri ball March 26, 2020

Decovidized Air

Manufactured oxygen boosted with antibacterial agents that promises to kill all coronaviruses and their variants, which might serve as a natural substitute to constantly wearing a face mask and annually being jabbed one or twice a year.

In case this decovidized air thing really works, Joe decided to order a few tanks from Alibaba—doesn’t it look like finally some snake oil salesmen have brought in some fresh air in the field of creative marketing, especially in the midst of a pandemic?

by MathPlus April 4, 2022

air support

Back-up from your boss. Help from an executive when getting resistance to an initiative or idea from others -- especially others who outrank you.

I won't be able to get my proposed budget for budgie breeding research wothout air support from the VP R&D.

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

air derndy

A derndytrek done in an airplane during flight (hopefully by passengers and not the pilot!).

Stoner 1: "Damn, San Francisco is a six-hour flight from New York. How are we gonna pass all that time?"

Stoner 2: "Check out these brownies, son. We'll eat them all right before we go through security. Air derndy!!!"

by Pro-Latarian Milton September 26, 2009

air piano

When someone gets knocked out so hard they get put in the "fencing position" where they tend to unconsciously become stiff, raise their arms & sometimes move their fingers in a motion as if they are playing piano.

U saw Dante? He got knocked out so hard he started playing the air piano.

by dig9y March 25, 2023