A really fat putrid pimple ridden person most likely has diabetes and loves bestiality has atleast once been caught doing naughty things with fish
by Assassner February 1, 2020
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My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.
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