alabama ass whippin

An extremely bad beating.

When I catch that SOB that fucked my wife Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

Alabama Formal

Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.

"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"

by King of Battle October 31, 2011

Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

Alabama Fire House

When you are having a sexual intercourse with your cousin and you light her vagina hair on fire and fuck her until it goes out.

Dude, when I came over we did the Alabama Fire house

by OG pegasus mane February 13, 2018

Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.

Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.

by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018

alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

by bazerant December 30, 2018