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An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.
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wandas..actualwife

an amazing and beautiful person and an even better mutual😘😘kinda famous or whatevaa
honestly dying though 🙂🔫
wandas..actualwife is sooo pretty and nice
by your......mom June 4, 2021
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The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN
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Fishburg you fucking idiot
by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022
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Bigbird Actual

The callsign for any fat cuck who spends all day sitting in their bedroom playing Arma 3.
"Hitman 1-2 this is Bigbird Actual you have Bogey's coming from your east" - said the fat cucks in their bedroom.
by pseudonym8787 June 17, 2023
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an actual good human being

Lily Loud is the genuinely REAL definition of an actual good human being, as well as Wilbur Wilson.
by Jurgen Sebastian (stupid bitch February 7, 2025
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My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.
Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
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Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL

A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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