situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024

No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard

God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.

by sidmon69 July 11, 2020

Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.

We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.

by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018

situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013

lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 7, 2022