Noah

A stupid cunt who fractured his humurus. Good at throwing things such as poles and rainbow six siege games. Also a massive drug dealer

Anton: where's Noah gone?
Isaac: he said he was "going out"
Anton:drug deal?
Isaac: yop

by FatKidSmallWilly May 2, 2019

Noah

Absolute bot. Most likely thinks he’s good at most things but is bad at all of them.

Wow, shocker, Noah lost another fight.

by NotABot.com March 27, 2019

Noah

A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.

“Noah is on heroin again...”

by bigxan420 November 25, 2018

Noah

Rabbit Fucker

He stuck it in the rabbit again, what a Rabbit Fucker, fucking Noah

by Onyx387 March 19, 2023

Noahed

When in the beginnings of a relationship one party just suddenly stops all communication.

I can't help but notice that you have just been noahed, are you okay?

by Sinnadick August 21, 2013

Noah

Noah is a charming and handsome guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He has an amazing personality and sense of humor, he is smart and very attractive. He can jam out to any music with you but country is his favorite. NEVER let Noah go because you will regret it.

Girl 1: omg look at Noah over there he is so hot
Girl 2:dude I wish I didn’t let him go
Girl 1:I am so lucky to have Noah later tonight he said we are going for a ride in his truck to rock out to country music

Girl 2: omg he is the sweetest

by Madi05 June 29, 2020

Noah

Noah is a hoe. HE WILL MESS UR LIFE UP. never talk to Noah

NOAH IS A HOE

by bigboysstayback October 21, 2019