The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.
Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"
by couchsalesman December 01, 2009
When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019
Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
by bufumufu1 November 24, 2010
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
by WUADAXSP November 21, 2017
Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010
by Leish January 10, 2008