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giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
by lulahula9 October 11, 2013
mugGet the giant turkeymug.

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010
mugGet the turkey for breakfastmug.

turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma September 30, 2014
mugGet the turkey fingersmug.

Turkey Slut

Someone who enjoys sexual activities with Fall- and Thanksgiving-themed things.
hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
by SunkenShips January 26, 2016
mugGet the Turkey Slutmug.

Turkey Orange

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high
by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019
mugGet the Turkey Orangemug.

Turkey dick

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019
mugGet the Turkey dickmug.

frosty turkey

When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
That bitch so fine I'd give her a frosty turkey
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
mugGet the frosty turkeymug.

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