Dump truffle

The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.

After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.

by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017

Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!

Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018

Belangalo Truffle

The human remains found in a shallow grave with enough riga mortis-stat to make eating them just delicious.

Crib: Can I have my Ivan Milatstat steak with a shaving of belangalo truffle and can I get that stat-stat

Gagalette: #actual?

by DuckSauce December 12, 2012

Fresh truffle

When you are fletching someone and you get that “little something extra”

When I was fletching that b#*!% last night I got a fresh truffle... last time I try that....

by Smithdick101 February 16, 2018

Litter Truffle

The clumps of urine-soaked clumps that you dig out of your cat’s litter box.

I just cleaned a whole mess of litter truffles from Oreo’s box, and they smell really bad. I think she may have a UTI.

by meeeeee11111 February 12, 2022

truffle joint

a joint rolled with a kief surprise in the center

Want me to save this kief for the truffle joint?

by panpan823 February 13, 2020

Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.

The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.

by Truffle Idaho December 28, 2024