Jordanism

A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.

Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"

by JFVTV July 13, 2019

Jordan

The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her

Hey did u see her? She's so fine, bet her name is Jordan.

by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015

Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.

He is so annoying like a Jordan

by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.

Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?

by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015

Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

Jordan

A little piece of doodoo that likes to suck cock.

That guy is such a Jordan.

by Jefftheboi_74 July 1, 2019