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catch a grip

v. to take a nap, to get some sleep (over a short period of time; not as in a full night's rest)
Man, I need to catch a grip before work tonight or I'm gonna fall asleep on the job!
by B-dette April 14, 2007
mugGet the catch a gripmug.

Grip Check

A simple test of strength that sometimes occurs when two alpha males shake eachother's hands for the first time. The process includes squeezing as hard as you can until one person gives up.
Chet hasn't met Brad yet? Get ready for a grip check!
by Teh_Guy November 15, 2010
mugGet the Grip Checkmug.

Grip master

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
by heatHerize January 14, 2013
mugGet the Grip mastermug.

juidicksu grip

When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.
OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock
by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021
mugGet the juidicksu gripmug.

gripping sink

When the shit is so intense that you have a vice grip on the sink next to you.
"Hey man, I'm gonna be a while, I'm in here gripping sink"
by reeeeeeeee123 April 10, 2020
mugGet the gripping sinkmug.

Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina
That gripping nelly caught my dinner
by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023
mugGet the Gripping Nellymug.

grip the ice

In less vulgar way it means when a man is going to jack off or just to grip there penis well why just because
by IceGripper August 5, 2023
mugGet the grip the icemug.

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