Chelsea

Chelsea is the epitome of kindness and the embodiment of all that is right & good with this world. She's selfless, supportive, and an unmistakable empath that will anchor you through even the most voracious of storms. She is loyal, often to a fault, and will do anything to take weight off of your shoulders. Treat her well and she will, in turn, carry you to the ends of the Earth.

I can't imagine a life without my Chelsea.
That Chelsea is, quite frankly, the nicest human being I have ever encountered!

by Notbadbutnotgood November 23, 2021

Chelsea

Your girlfriend’s girlfriend who tells your baby mama FAFO.

“Who is Chelsea?”

by Supernik February 17, 2024

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

Chelsea Grin

1: A form of torture involving cuts made on both corners of the victim's mouth, causing a wide grin to form (also called glasgow smile).

2: A cool deathcore band

Asshole: "I just gave some guy a chelsea grin with my knife."

Metalhead: "I like to listen to Chelsea Grin. Their music is cool."

by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024

Stinky Chelsea

When one man is sucking another man’s penis and the man who’s penis is being sucked upon, suddenly shoves the other man’s face into his butthole and lets out an extremely wet fart.

Bro I gave Jason a Stinky Chelsea last night. He woke up with pink eye.

by Coinmussel October 14, 2024

Chelsea Followell

all a round out going person. usually has brown hair and brown eyes. she knows how to handle herself. and is always nice when she needs to be. she is very beastly and sexy. she is very smart. she knows how to make you laugh and at first is very shy.she is not afraid to woop some butt and get loud. she loves to cook and its always tastey no matter what. she is a party animal and loves to dance. chelsea is like no other.

fun smart sexy sweet nice repesctful out going chelsea followell

by Dontmesswithme95 October 26, 2010

Chelsea

If you know a chelsea or are friends with one, run away, as fast as you can. Your family will understand, just run.

Person: holy fuck i cant believe i got away from chelsea...oh shit...oh shit who is that...is that? OH SHIT IT IS. DONT HURT ME PLEASE DONT HURT ME. NO. NOOOOOO

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024