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chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
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chelsea

hey chelsea
did you just call me a whore?
by violetmathew December 14, 2022
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Chelsea

Chelsea is a fat neek
by StonerT420 October 21, 2020
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chelsea

the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s nice, she’s smart and she is very caring.

if you ever come across a chelsea, be careful, theres only a few good ones out there that’ll love you forever.
chelsea- ‘chelsea is the most beautiful girl ever
by lxver November 24, 2021
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Chelsea

Another name for the bisexual chlamydia ridden koala that has high or impossible standards for men. Will most likely not survive.
Aw so cute, a koala!

Yeah, too bad it's a Chelsea :/
by Brodafuqidk November 23, 2021
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Chelsea CTE Highschool

Hooligans who sip on don julio in the bathroom and stink up the whole building with weed. They have never heard of going to class and have a plaque for kids that passed all their classes.
Those Chelsea CTE Highschool kids are skipping in the stairway again!
by iSchoolScholar January 31, 2025
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