son of a bitch 

son of a bitch

1. An insult usually used when aggravated.

2. A name for a male dog or puppy

3. The funniest thing your mom can call you

1. ''Jason you son of a bitch!''

2. So yesterday I got this son of bitch poodle.

3.Kyle's mom: You son of a bitch!

Kyle: Hahah your'e a bitch

son of a bitch by Your Mom in a bikini March 19, 2007

Shit On a Bitch 

A noun, verb, adverb, or adj used for anything you want at any time or place

I'm going to go Shit on a bitch today.
- He's going bowling

Man, shit on a bitch.
- Man, I'm tired

Shit on a bitch.
- I'm going to go to the park today and feed the ducks

Shit on a bitch, shit on a bitch, shit on a bitchly!
- he actually pooped on a girl

Shit On a Bitch by Nick54321 March 23, 2008

pop a bitch

When you turn around suddenly, sharply, or quickly in order to retrieve or seek something. Also can be used when one is forgotten or left behind and you need to go pick him/her up.

Man, my ice chest just fell, let's pop a bitch and get it.

OMG, did you see that milf? Hurry up and pop a bitch and let's get those digits.

pop a bitch by chrisfoool July 20, 2009

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One 

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One by wilfordicus May 19, 2009

I am a bitch 

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off

Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!

I am a bitch by That Annoying Guy U dont know April 1, 2010

Swag on a bitch

Completing any given act with such swag, that bitches are left breathless and therefore must take a seat.

Bro was that wrap-dub-hyper? swag on a bitch!

Swag on a bitch by xmatricking October 14, 2011

Reading a Bitch 

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

Reading a Bitch by EJ Duh October 2, 2017