Great Expectations

An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.

“hey man wanna read great expectations”

“id rather fuck my dog”

by lowqua1itynerd January 23, 2020

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Great Adventure

most amazing amusement park in the world where locals who go every weekend have to put up with groups of whorish middle schoolers who think they are so cool. other people put down rides like kingda ka because they are jealous losers who wish the fastest coaster in the world came from their town! otherwise, its a great family friendly park! dont spell profanities, the workers will yell at you! also dont become angry with these workers as they continuously say "visual scan". it's their job.

whore 1: OMG IM LIKE 7
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!

by breadbox123 October 22, 2011

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great marlow

A school for spastics

Oh your from Marlow, what school do you go to?
Great Marlow
So you are retarded?

by chongged stick February 3, 2017

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great american

1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.

After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."

by dave anderson October 31, 2004

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The Great Tuban

A name given by the two trumpets in a very special band to the singular tuba player. The great tuban is normally a girl with short hair and glasses who frequently runs out of breath. She is worshipped by all the sevies of the band and is funny and weird.

The Great Tuban is the highest member of the band, and is like the "god" of the band. However, the Tuban is not actually a god, therefore they are not immortal, but the Tuban has an immortal spirit. The Tuban is still a holy being, and plays more instruments then anyone in the band.

The Tuban is in an alliance with the Donald Trumpians. They are enemies with the Clarinets and the Alto saxaphones. The Flutes and Trombones of the band are nuetral as far as I know, and Percussion is also in alliance with the Tuban.

The Tuba is the most important instrument in the band, as it has to be the bottom of the sound pyramid holding the other instruments up. The Great Tuban is a very important person, but without the help of the other instruments and people in the band, they would not thrive.

Sevie: Hello the Great Tuban. Today we shall nuke the clarinets.

Great Tuban: Yes we shall MWAHAHHAHAHA

by PepsiRat#2 February 1, 2020

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