Endless Ages

Endless Ages is a lifestyle

-"so what do you do"
+"I do endlessages"

by Lawrence April 30, 2004

Age the Cheese

When a uncircumcised male partner allows smegma (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners anus to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the smegma. The mixture of gasses and smegma creates a stench and alters the smegma in a way the resembles aged cheese - according to those who taste it afterwards.

I ain't bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding' mighty gassy. Get over here and pucker your sweet asshole to daddy's uncut pecker so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.

by ipiwtd August 25, 2011

Age of Empires

A fun computer game which requires basic strategy and takes place in the early historica ages.You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion version features more civilizations and new units and technologies.

Age of Empires I/Rise of Rome Expansion-1997

Age of Empires II/Conquerors Expansion-1999

Age of Empires III-2006

by Taxman August 30, 2006

Age of Enlightenment

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.

The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.

by The Embarker February 23, 2015

Aged Vanilla

Just some vanilla with some cum in it.

Thomas: Yo you try this new coffee C.R.E.A.M.er?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?

by Dolceh_ August 30, 2016

Age groups

0-4 baby toddler or children
5-7 pre tween or pre teen
8-19 tween teenager young adults (8-9 early teens pre adolescents or pre puberty) (10-17 last teens adolescents or puberty)
20-69 adult

70-79 old one
80-99 pre seniors or elderly
100-3,333 senior
3,334+ forgotten human

Which one is your age groups? I'm a pre senior.

by 459395 January 25, 2022

Mental age

Something that tells you how retarded you are

Can I take a quiz on my mental age?

by 459395 April 3, 2022