hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me

Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....

by Halinthesea April 24, 2022

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

pocket diving

"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.

Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?

by Music_Is_Forever April 1, 2022

High diving

When you sky dive while loaded

“let’s go sky diving ?”
“no, better yet, we’ll go high diving “

by yummymonee May 25, 2019

tip diving

tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"

Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving

by beltbucklebros October 14, 2011