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by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021
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Shepard Shit

When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )
Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
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The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving
Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit
by Dots365 October 21, 2016
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Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!
The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!
by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018
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Shit Pussied

To become so excessively drunk that a woman actually defecates in her pants, and it slides into her vagina
"girl, i drank way too much last night, i was totally shit pussied"
by June0510 August 14, 2009
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Shit-idiot

Someone who is too stupid to be an idiot.
You're so stupid your a shit-idiot.
by Taco grinder March 26, 2017
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Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.
John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower
by FelonLady September 11, 2013
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