pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019

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butt muncher

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.

Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.

by fart patrol September 28, 2019

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Butt Plunge

Pluging your entire butt with a plunger

Nothings harder then the way i butt plunged your mother last night"

by PummelSucker500 September 30, 2019

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Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

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butt-triggered

A combination of butthurt and triggered, butt-triggered describes the pre-offended church-lady types who are always looking for something to be offended by.

"Wow, these social justice warriors are so butt-triggered over every little imagined slight."

by Tim Ozman August 22, 2019

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Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019

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